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Tevye: As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
Mendel: Where does the book say that?
Tevye: Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken.

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Yente: People! I tell you, Tzeitel, if God lived on earth, people would break his windows!

Fiddler on the Roof (1971)